Question

You are wearing a pair of those sweatpants that have something printed on the butt. What it would it say?

I'll start it off. Mine would say either CAN'T HANDLE THIS or POST-AVANT. Or P=R=I=N=C=E=S=S.

Maybe DOUBLEMINT. Or KONG PAO.

But not HILLARY 08. Or BEAR STEARNS. Or CHOMSKY.

They could say I HATE SPEECH. Or EX-TRACK COACH DIES. But not STIMULUS CHECK.

They could possibly say YOST. Or BOOTIETASTIC. Or SPRING AND ALL. Or CANTOS. But probably not PERSONAE. Or THE IDEA OF PRINT ON THE BUTT SWEATPANTS AT KEY WEST.

I might consider POET LAUREATE. Or I WAS MENTIONED ON SILLIMAN'S BLOG. But probably not STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE. Or BLACK METAL.

I would need a bigger butt for some of these.

Like for instance if they said WOODLAND PATTERN, which would be totally cool, don't get me wrong.