Question
You are wearing a pair of those sweatpants that have something printed on the butt. What it would it say?
I'll start it off. Mine would say either CAN'T HANDLE THIS or POST-AVANT. Or P=R=I=N=C=E=S=S.
Maybe DOUBLEMINT. Or KONG PAO.
But not HILLARY 08. Or BEAR STEARNS. Or CHOMSKY.
They could say I HATE SPEECH. Or EX-TRACK COACH DIES. But not STIMULUS CHECK.
They could possibly say YOST. Or BOOTIETASTIC. Or SPRING AND ALL. Or CANTOS. But probably not PERSONAE. Or THE IDEA OF PRINT ON THE BUTT SWEATPANTS AT KEY WEST.
I might consider POET LAUREATE. Or I WAS MENTIONED ON SILLIMAN'S BLOG. But probably not STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE. Or BLACK METAL.
I would need a bigger butt for some of these.
Like for instance if they said WOODLAND PATTERN, which would be totally cool, don't get me wrong.
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how about I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD SEVERAL TIMES IN SUCCESSION AT A CAFE AND BECAME TOTALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ?
one thing that you are forgetting that you can play with here is the break in the word that occurs over the ass crack (why is that there anyway?), which could lead to:
SILLI MAN
WOOD LAND
PAT TERN
LANG PO
PANG LO
SUSAN FIRER
BLO G
SAFF RAN
JACK KER OUAC JR.
but my fav is:
CHUCK STEBELTON'S A MAXIMAL OBJECT JUNE 2008 MITZVAH CHAPS
NOSTRIL LOOMIS
or
DRUNKEN WINTER
or how about
OAK OAK ! LIKE LIKE
I love SAFF RAN and OAK OAK LIKE LIKE.
holy crap. laughing.
CU MSLUT
chuck, the oak oak like like is great great.
CAR PET
HOCK NEY
WAR HOL
O BERST
TOTAL DICK- FACED LIAR
MY TUBES ARE TIED
Brilliant post, Mike. My entries would be:
GADA BOUT
or
SWEAT PANTS
or
ASS MAN
or
FANNY PAK
or
AGNO STIC
or
EARTH QUAKE
I could go on...
Dannenberg you still got it.
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