Thursday, April 03, 2008


Question

You are wearing a pair of those sweatpants that have something printed on the butt. What it would it say?

I'll start it off. Mine would say either CAN'T HANDLE THIS or POST-AVANT. Or P=R=I=N=C=E=S=S.

Maybe DOUBLEMINT. Or KONG PAO.

But not HILLARY 08. Or BEAR STEARNS. Or CHOMSKY.

They could say I HATE SPEECH. Or EX-TRACK COACH DIES. But not STIMULUS CHECK.

They could possibly say YOST. Or BOOTIETASTIC. Or SPRING AND ALL. Or CANTOS. But probably not PERSONAE. Or THE IDEA OF PRINT ON THE BUTT SWEATPANTS AT KEY WEST.

I might consider POET LAUREATE. Or I WAS MENTIONED ON SILLIMAN'S BLOG. But probably not STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE. Or BLACK METAL.

I would need a bigger butt for some of these.

Like for instance if they said WOODLAND PATTERN, which would be totally cool, don't get me wrong.

9 comments:

Robert J. said...

how about I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD SEVERAL TIMES IN SUCCESSION AT A CAFE AND BECAME TOTALLY SELF-CONSCIOUS ?

one thing that you are forgetting that you can play with here is the break in the word that occurs over the ass crack (why is that there anyway?), which could lead to:

SILLI MAN

WOOD LAND
PAT TERN

LANG PO

PANG LO

SUSAN FIRER

BLO G

SAFF RAN

JACK KER OUAC JR.

but my fav is:

CHUCK STEBELTON'S A MAXIMAL OBJECT JUNE 2008 MITZVAH CHAPS

Chuck said...

NOSTRIL LOOMIS

or

DRUNKEN WINTER

or how about

OAK OAK ! LIKE LIKE

Mike Hauser said...

I love SAFF RAN and OAK OAK LIKE LIKE.

Alli Warren said...

holy crap. laughing.

a boyer said...

CU MSLUT

Robert J. said...

chuck, the oak oak like like is great great.

CAR PET

HOCK NEY

WAR HOL

O BERST

TOTAL DICK- FACED LIAR

MY TUBES ARE TIED

David J. said...

Brilliant post, Mike. My entries would be:

GADA BOUT

or

SWEAT PANTS

or

ASS MAN

or

FANNY PAK

or

AGNO STIC

or

EARTH QUAKE

I could go on...

Mike Hauser said...
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Mike Hauser said...

Dannenberg you still got it.