"Samples are so lonely."
Write a manifesto in ten lines from the POV of the first ten poets you think of.It'll be like Kent's Epigram book, but, you know, not.
Although that probably wouldn't have the positivity you were looking for.
Hey Mike, I want to know what your favorite albums of the year were. Have you heard that Shocking Pinks album on DFA? It's really great, very lo-fi kiwi pop. Why don't more mofos make records like that?
I only like music that is so lo-fi that it was recorded on a cell phone in a porti-poti next to the Miller Oasis at Summerfest while Third Eye Blind was playing.
I only like Third Eye Blind when I'm sitting in a porta-potty with a homeless person who is so lo-fi he is like grungy.
I like listening to Times New Viking with Portia de Rossi.
I like watching the Minnesota Vikings through a bottle of Carlo Rossi.
Write something, um,sarcastic, ironic, and um,what's the other one...oh yeah. syntax. put thatin there.oh yeah. & also Serious about how america is fucked up and shit.No... instead write aboutGus Genorski & Ron Padgettinspecting a house whichmay or may not have faultywiring.
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