An accident with gamma rays after a self-portrait in a convex mirror, and suddenly it's Ashbery's double-wide doppelganger, marked down with nicks and dings.
I didn't notice it right away but the second photo down kind of looks like a signed picture addressed to me. I wish. To have something like a Paul Joseph headshot, with the words "Mike I miss you."
The most disturbing photo is below however, with The Menards Guy buffeted by a black umbrella and an orange balloon, adressing what looks like a classroom full of children.
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One of those is Eddie Albert.
I think...a more dynamic look.
Black ninja suit and caulking
guns akimbo.
What can you say: "Save big money at Menards."
never noticed it before, but
he looks like a Incredible Hulk
version of John Ashbery.
The Ashbery that is the
narrator of his poems!
An accident with gamma rays
after a self-portrait in a
convex mirror, and suddenly
it's Ashbery's double-wide
doppelganger, marked down
with nicks and dings.
I would very much like to hear The Menards Guy read The Skaters.
Best... Post... Ever!
Too bad there aren't any of the pictures here where he cleaves a baby in two with his front teeth.
I didn't notice it right away but the second photo down kind of looks like a signed picture addressed to me. I wish. To have something like a Paul Joseph headshot, with the words "Mike I miss you."
The most disturbing photo is below however, with The Menards Guy buffeted by a black umbrella and an orange balloon, adressing what looks like a classroom full of children.
Actually there's a napkin holder there too, so I'm stumped as to where he is.
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